Testament

To whom it may concern,

I, Cyphercorpse, being of sound mind, not acting under duress or undue influence, and fully understanding the nature and extent of all my property and of this disposition thereof, do hereby make, publish, and declare this document to be my Last Will and Testament, and hereby revoke any and all other wills and codicils heretofore made by me.

If you're reading this, it is due to one of the following reasons:

1. I just informed you of the existence of this page within the site,
2. You are a curious cybernaut or netizen who stumbled upon this by mere coincidence, or
3. I am officially dead

If case number 1 applies to you, then I would highly recommend you stop reading now. Not because of any particular reason, but because shock value is sacred to me and I would like for this to be read in the correct context.

And to those I've loved,
til we meet again.